What the Olympics have taught me so far…

  • That the Illawarra Lawn Bowl’s Club is a long way from the Netherlands.

  • That the opening ceremony might make sense on LSD

  • That if you look up ‘cute’ in the dictionary you will find a picture of London 2012 Chairman Sebastian Coe circa 1984.

  • That Australian female Olympians are not entitled to business class airfares, despite having a better chance at gold than their male colleagues who are too busy lapping up all that leg room and squealing ‘More nuts?! More everything!’.

  • That when Mexico wins a gold medal, I go to Salsa’s between 2pm and 3pm for free tacos.

  • That your country might be under-performing in the pool but you can still find reasons to celebrate.

 What have you learned from the Olympics so far?

Linking up with Trish for Wordless Wednesday