12 Days of Christmas

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

12 Table Scratches

11 Piping Bags Pounded

10 Tarnished TVs

9 Walls Need Painting

8 Doors are Jamming

7 Books Are Shredded

6 Penguins Fleeing

5 Destroyed Dinos

4 Calling (for help) Birds

3 Electric Shocks

2 Drawers are Sagging

And 1 Santa missing a shoe….

 Linking up with Jess from Diary Of A SAHM for #IBOT

 

  • http://www.blundermum.com Michelle

    Love it! I dream of the day I can buy nice stuff and not have a toddler decide it’s for sitting on.

    • Mrs.Savage

      So tired of everything looking like crap….

  • Pretty Sister Savage

    Love it!!

  • http://www.crashtestmummy.com.au Laney @ Crash Test Mummy

    This is so my house! I was looking at our finger printed, kick marked, paint smeared walls today in disgust. But, then why clean them when they’re going to do it all over again?!?!?
    CrashBoy has broken enough stuff to do a month, even a year of photos!
    I’m kind of glad our house is an unrenovated dive. I would cry if they did it to my dream house!

    • Mrs.Savage

      It’s the pits. They tell me you get used to it one day. I’m not there yet.

      • http://www.crashtestmummy.com.au Laney @ Crash Test Mummy

        I’m totally not there either – a (forced) recovering perfectionist!

  • http://lifeloveandhiccups.blogspot.com/ Sonia @ Life Love and Hiccups

    I absolutely love it! Love it Love it Love it – Did I mention I totally love it? :)
    Have a great Christmas. i am still laughing :) xx

    • Mrs.Savage

      Thankyou, you too :)

  • http://www.theblingbuoy.com MIsha – TheBlingBuoy

    It’s funny to see someone else present this in such an entertaining way. Sometimes it really does my head in but I guess its better to have a laugh about it every now and then because it isn’t going to change for a while! Glad to see we’re all in the same boat! Have a great xmas. xo

    • Mrs.Savage

      Thanks, you too xx

  • http://diaryofasahm.net Jess

    Ha ha! So very true! I just can’t look at my sad, scratched tv cause it makes me want to cy.

    • Mrs.Savage

      Oh me too, I’d hang it on the wall but there’s really no point anymore.

  • http://www.ourlittlesins.com Kate Sins

    Love love LOVE it. This is gold. Platinum actually. This could’ve been our house this year! Can’t stop giggling…

    • Mrs.Savage

      So glad I’m not alone :)